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Two men were driving through Georgia when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and ...




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Old 12-11-2006, 11:36 AM
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Two men were driving through Georgia when they got pulled over by a State
Trooper.

The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head
with his nightstick.

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.

"You're in Georgia, son," the trooper answered.

"When we pull you over in Georgia, you better have your license ready by the
time we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license; he's clean and gives the guy
his license back.

The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.

The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him on
the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.

"Just making your wish come true," replied the Trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.

"Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road
you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that asshole would've tried
that shit with me!"

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Old 12-11-2006, 11:50 AM
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Love that oldie, but goodie!!!!
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Old 12-11-2006, 03:32 PM
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Old 12-11-2006, 07:46 PM
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I thought that Georgia troopers were the ones that handed you the ticket book and a pen and told you to write what they say.
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LMAO, i'll have to remember that one.
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