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Men DO Remember Anniversaries A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. ...




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Old 07-22-2008, 03:08 PM
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Men DO Remember Anniversaries

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him and finds him
sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are
you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we
were dating, and you were only 16?", he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and
sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when
your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember," said his wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for
20 years?"

"I remember that, too," she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said ...

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"I would have gotten out today."



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Old 07-22-2008, 03:25 PM
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:29 PM
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