Scientology is newest NASCAR sponsor

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Tom Cruise came to Charlotte in 1989 to film "Days Of Thunder." Little did we know that someday his idealogy would come zooming back to NASCAR as a sponsor.

Racin' fans, brace yourselves for some couch-jumping news: Scientology is ridin' shotgun.

A No. 27 red Taurus emblazoned with "DIANETICS" and featuring the volcano from the cover of L. Ron Hubbard's book has been tearing around California's Irwindale Speedway.

(No word on whether the car can fix itself; Cruise recently bragged that wife Katie Holmes needed no anti-depressants for her post-partum depression.)

NASCAR is decidedly reluctant to comment on scientology's sponsorship. "This has generated a lot of interest the past few days," NASCAR PR man Scott Warfield tells me. Not surprisingly, he didn't want to say much more. "It's not really something we want to comment on. It's a minor league, small-team sponsorship deal."

Yes, and it's also the weirdest sponsorship since Boudreaux's Butt Paste, the diaper-rash cream that began sponsoring a Busch Series car in 2005.

Driver Kenton Gray, of La Verne, Calif., will drive the DIANETCS car Saturday in its official debut in a NASCAR Weekly Series race in Irwindale.

Gray spouts Scientology praise with enthusiasm that would make the celebrity couple known as TomKat proud:

"'Dianetics' is a book that helped me in many ways since I first read it many years ago. It helped me get better control over the obstacles I had to get through to reach goals I was passionate about. It's a great honor to have a sponsor relationship that's so directly related to my making it this far." (In a truly bizarre scene in March, Gray appeared at the Irwindale track with the voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright.)

The publisher of "Dianetics" is also putting together a Web site called dianeticsracing.com.

The Jehovah's Witnesses could not be reached for comment about any possible NASCAR sponsorship.
 
I'm not a member of the Scientology clan, however it can't be any more provocative or crazier than a Viagra car. Both are sponsers of NASCAR races so there good in my book (and Viagra in my pantz).:burnout:
 
Well thank you Bob for that informative little tid bit. (in my best Robin Williams, Adrian Crownoer voice)

And now Liar, Liar by the Castaways,

Closing with "I feel Good" By James Brown
 
The tech inspectors better keep an eye out for those freakshow, glue-sniffing, dee-de-dees trying to install alien technology to get an edge on the competition.:bird:
 
The world would be much better if I tried to live everyday on spiritual principals. It is a very easy and comforting way to live. No I'm not a Scientologist but I do believe in a higher power and that we are all put here to help one another.
If I do that today I will be happy.
I want to be happy.
I can see that I am not here to pass judgement on anyone and certainly not to feel better at anyone elses expense.
 
ROKTMAN said:
I want to sponsor the Tampax car in the Kotex 400 @ Talledega...Roll Tide..:idea:

There is a long waiting list for sponsors please send me the application along with the $10,000.00 non refundable pre entry fee.
 
FSTJACK said:
The world would be much better if I tried to live everyday on spiritual principals. It is a very easy and comforting way to live. No I'm not a Scientologist but I do believe in a higher power and that we are all put here to help one another.
If I do that today I will be happy.
I want to be happy.
I can see that I am not here to pass judgement on anyone and certainly not to feel better at anyone elses expense.

I must say that Jack O'Donnell is one of the nicest and most non-judgemental people I know...........

Considering his (truly) shining example of restraint ...... I have nothing else to add..........:hmpf: :shot:................Gawd....this is torture.............

SD
 
FSTJACK said:
I can see that I am not here to pass judgement on anyone and certainly not to feel better at anyone elses expense.

Nope. That's my job.:star:

...hey, what's that on your face?
 

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