That was as good a write up as I have ever read
I drove an '04 stock Viper and did not get this "buzz". Yes is was fast but not break neck. My sons '80's something twin turbo Z car was more a neck breaking acceleration. My problem with the Viper is I needed a motor lift to get out of the thing.
This was clearly written by a stud in a rug banker in his mid life crisis appreciating the fact he didn't kill himself with a weekend rash decision to spend some of his retirement money ahead of schedule cuz... Well... Carpe diem.
What is a rug banker?