Funny Short Letters

[ram_vs_cougar]

Funny short letters. My favorite is the one to the iceberg. lol



Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome

Sincerely, Alcohol




Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns




Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming.

Karma's a b!tch.

Sincerely, The Titanic




Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada




Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, let's Yahoo! It..." Just saying...

Sincerely, Google




Dear 2010,

So I heard the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely, 1985




Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely, That Little Triangle




Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely, BP




Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely, Unimpressed




Dear Nickleback,

That's enough.

Sincerely, The World




Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,

Please make one for every skin color.

Sincerely, Black People




Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Marco...

Sincerely, United States




Dear Batman,

What was your power again?

Sincerely, Superman




Dear Mr. Gump,

WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get...

Sincerely, Jenny




Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK?

Sincerely, The Mayans




Dear White People,

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely, Native Americans




Dear iPhone,

Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.

Sincerely, Every iPhone User




Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up...

Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore




Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely, Elephant