OCBob
VIPER POWERED
well, not really. But, I did pick up a couple of charges yesterday. Nothing major, but it was a real pain in the ass. So here's what happened:
I got out on the scooter pretty early and burned up a couple of tanks of gas. Only got wet one time, and it wasn't even enough to really soak my flannel (don't ask me why I didn't at least put the leather in the bags, just optimistic I guess). Had a couple of beers during the course of the day, but not enough to even catch a buzz. So anyway, we had gotten back close to home when she comes along , some dumb bitch in a mustang with a cell phone to her ear, paying attention to nothing. Sure enough she gets right into my lane, and nudges, yes nudges, my bike with her car as we are doing around 40! Well, the ass ends gets a bit squirrly on me so I had to get off the throttle a little. She just keeps cruising along like nothing ever happened, though she did get back in her lane and pick up her speed a little. I got the bike going straight again and got back on the throttle to catch her. I got up alongside her and with one good kick, added another mirror to my souvineir collection hehehehe.
At this point I figured we were even and we took off to continue our outing. Wasn't but a few minutes later that I noticed the cop following us LOL. But, it could have been a coincidence, I have noticed a time or two in the past when they have followed me hehehe. Then something strange happened, another cop got up behind him, and right after that another. Now, I'm not sure if any of you have experienced a line of cops trailing you, but for some reason it always gets the heart pumping a little faster. Anyway, about another 1/2 mile down the road it happens, 2 cops pull out of a sidestreet in front of us and block the road as the cops behinds us light us up and get on the sirens. So we stop and cut off the bikes, but that wasn't going to be good enough. They proceeded to do the full on felony stop, guns drawn, get on the ground, etc., etc.. They get us both cuffed up and have us standing there, asking us all the typical questions, you know, got guns, got dope? Then they pull another car up, a little ways away from us and at an angle. Turns out they had this bitch in the car to ID us LOL. I mean, c'mon, this was hardly worth all this attention.
So, I ended up getting booked for disorderly conduct and get this, vandalism! I'll probably have to go to court with a bunch of kids that get caught tick-tacking at Halloween LOL. They OR'ed me a couple hours later and I picked up my bike. So it all ended fine, or it will. I just hope I don't get some numbnuts judge that wants me to pay restitution. That won't happen, I will gladly take the days before I would give that bitch one red cent. I can't wait until next weekend!
I got out on the scooter pretty early and burned up a couple of tanks of gas. Only got wet one time, and it wasn't even enough to really soak my flannel (don't ask me why I didn't at least put the leather in the bags, just optimistic I guess). Had a couple of beers during the course of the day, but not enough to even catch a buzz. So anyway, we had gotten back close to home when she comes along , some dumb bitch in a mustang with a cell phone to her ear, paying attention to nothing. Sure enough she gets right into my lane, and nudges, yes nudges, my bike with her car as we are doing around 40! Well, the ass ends gets a bit squirrly on me so I had to get off the throttle a little. She just keeps cruising along like nothing ever happened, though she did get back in her lane and pick up her speed a little. I got the bike going straight again and got back on the throttle to catch her. I got up alongside her and with one good kick, added another mirror to my souvineir collection hehehehe.
At this point I figured we were even and we took off to continue our outing. Wasn't but a few minutes later that I noticed the cop following us LOL. But, it could have been a coincidence, I have noticed a time or two in the past when they have followed me hehehe. Then something strange happened, another cop got up behind him, and right after that another. Now, I'm not sure if any of you have experienced a line of cops trailing you, but for some reason it always gets the heart pumping a little faster. Anyway, about another 1/2 mile down the road it happens, 2 cops pull out of a sidestreet in front of us and block the road as the cops behinds us light us up and get on the sirens. So we stop and cut off the bikes, but that wasn't going to be good enough. They proceeded to do the full on felony stop, guns drawn, get on the ground, etc., etc.. They get us both cuffed up and have us standing there, asking us all the typical questions, you know, got guns, got dope? Then they pull another car up, a little ways away from us and at an angle. Turns out they had this bitch in the car to ID us LOL. I mean, c'mon, this was hardly worth all this attention.
So, I ended up getting booked for disorderly conduct and get this, vandalism! I'll probably have to go to court with a bunch of kids that get caught tick-tacking at Halloween LOL. They OR'ed me a couple hours later and I picked up my bike. So it all ended fine, or it will. I just hope I don't get some numbnuts judge that wants me to pay restitution. That won't happen, I will gladly take the days before I would give that bitch one red cent. I can't wait until next weekend!
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