Well is anybody on instagram? I know I follow a few guys from here. My name is the same as my screen name here
Insta what? Foo, don't you know everyone is on Facebook?
Your wife has an instagram so shush up, I also found her on twitter. I'm really not stalking your wife. Promise!!
Stalking her? Andy, you are doing this all wrong. Stalking someone is when you watch everything someone puts up, using someone else's account... you know, like how I look at all your Instagram and Twitter stuff using my wife's accounts.