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> > An Irish woman of advanced age visited her
> physician to ask his advice in reviving her
> husband's libido.
> >
> > "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor
> >
> > "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an
> aspirin"
> >
> > "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an
> "Irish Viagra". It's when you drop the Viagra
> tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it.
> Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know
> how things went."
> >
> > It wasn't a week later when she called the
> doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
> The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and
> begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
> >
> > "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor
> >
> > "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
> coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He
> jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye,and
> with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop
> of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying,
> ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there,
> took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare,
> I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
> >
> > "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean
> the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"
> >
> > "Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years!
> >
> > But sure as I be sittin here, I'll never be able
> to show me face in Starbucks again!"
> physician to ask his advice in reviving her
> husband's libido.
> >
> > "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor
> >
> > "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an
> aspirin"
> >
> > "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an
> "Irish Viagra". It's when you drop the Viagra
> tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it.
> Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know
> how things went."
> >
> > It wasn't a week later when she called the
> doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
> The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and
> begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
> >
> > "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor
> >
> > "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
> coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He
> jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye,and
> with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop
> of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying,
> ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there,
> took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare,
> I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
> >
> > "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean
> the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"
> >
> > "Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years!
> >
> > But sure as I be sittin here, I'll never be able
> to show me face in Starbucks again!"
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