Texas Yellow Fever
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This is an old joke, but if you think about it, this would be very appropriate for say a Father's Day Eve holiday or tradition, no?
DONT FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to
see any woman other than his wife naked. He must
commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern
Time, all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims,
and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude
women other than their wife, and to show support for
all American women. Since Islam also does not
approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The
American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this
anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't
send this to at least 5 people you're a
terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in
the position of posing as a national threat.
DONT FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to
see any woman other than his wife naked. He must
commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern
Time, all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims,
and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude
women other than their wife, and to show support for
all American women. Since Islam also does not
approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The
American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this
anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't
send this to at least 5 people you're a
terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in
the position of posing as a national threat.
