Fast one
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Short and Sweet
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I
am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to
keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you
make."
~~~~~
Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing
his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said,
"I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake." "No, but I asked Mrs.
Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it,
and she gave me two more pieces without asking."
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed
a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a
prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son,
"We should pray."
From the back seat I heard his earnest request:
"Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your
way around, you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for
her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to
find one.
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I
am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to
keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you
make."
~~~~~
Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing
his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said,
"I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake." "No, but I asked Mrs.
Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it,
and she gave me two more pieces without asking."
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed
a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a
prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son,
"We should pray."
From the back seat I heard his earnest request:
"Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your
way around, you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for
her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to
find one.
