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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very
big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to
tell them what has happened.
The coroner tells the inspector, "First body is a 72 year old
Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his
mistress. Hence, the enormous smile."
"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He
won a thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it all on
whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning. Hence, the huge smile."
The inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah", says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one.
"Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, 66, struck by lightning."
"Why is she smiling then?" inquires the inspector
"Thought she was having her picture taken."
big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to
tell them what has happened.
The coroner tells the inspector, "First body is a 72 year old
Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his
mistress. Hence, the enormous smile."
"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He
won a thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it all on
whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning. Hence, the huge smile."
The inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah", says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one.
"Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, 66, struck by lightning."
"Why is she smiling then?" inquires the inspector
"Thought she was having her picture taken."
