Verbal Encounter With A Rustang

[ROKTMAN]

I went to a local cruise in tonight ,about 100 or so cars.After hanging out I went to the local stop and rob to get a pop.I`m sitting in the SS and a guy I knew,Bill came up to look at the car,he had seen the truck but heard about the car.He is cheesing on the paint and stuff when a friend of his comes up in a Rustang. Bill tells him to check out the ghost flames ..yada ,yada ,yada.Bill then asks me to start it.The guy says nothing at first then says "I used to have a Trans Am that sounded like that". I said' was it 900 HP"?Bill says "hear the supercharger and cam loping"...no response. I asked him you wanna race?He just stares ...I`m thinking WTF is is stoned or stupid or what?

I finally said"if you want to race I need to feed the SS some horsemeat tonight".He gets pissed and I tell him I was kidding and I assumed he had a sense of rumor...but I was WRONG apparently.

He still has the deer caught in the headlight look with a turd in the punchbowl slant.I looked at Bill and said" Hell he don`t know what it is he drives a Mustink".

He is real stunned and walks to the Furd.

No kill stories sorry.

Just my usual smart ass response to stupid people.You know you can`t fix stupid.

 

[RedSrt007]

lol, weird...!

 

[Venom Power]

Yeah he didn't have a sense of humor:motz: . The stare:s: probably meant he was trying to remember where he stored his gun:hmpf: so he can find it and shoot himself. I dunno:dontknow: , just a guess.

 

[Hamrhead]

Do you think that you have MORE or LESS of an attitude when you're sitting on 900hp? :rock:

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

That's funny. You're right, stupd can't be fixed (at least not legally per SilverBack)...

 

[ROKTMAN]

Do you think that you have MORE or LESS of an attitude when you're sitting on 900hp? :rock:

I would say a LOT more.Somethime I think I am invisible if not bulletproof.

 

[Silverback]

I knew you were a mean person. Picking on that poor Mustang owner like that.:rock: :rock: :burnout:

 

[2ndchance]

LOL, DUMMY. HE knew better than to say anything or even try it. Either way he would have got his ass kicked!

 

[Bone]

:2in1: :2in1:

 

[WS-6]

What in the world do you do for traction on the street?

 

[Bone]

What in the world do you do for traction on the street?

345 pounds of ballasst

 

[ROKTMAN]

What in the world do you do for traction on the street?

DR and pray alot.:dontknow:

 

[ROKTMAN]

345 pounds of ballasst

That helps but it is 375 unfortunately.

 

[Wifey]

I went to a local cruise in tonight ,about 100 or so cars.After hanging out I went to the local stop and rob to get a pop.I`m sitting in the SS and a guy I knew,Bill came up to look at the car,he had seen the truck but heard about the car.He is cheesing on the paint and stuff when a friend of his comes up in a Rustang. Bill tells him to check out the ghost flames ..yada ,yada ,yada.Bill then asks me to start it.The guy says nothing at first then says "I used to have a Trans Am that sounded like that". I said' was it 900 HP"?Bill says "hear the supercharger and cam loping"...no response. I asked him you wanna race?He just stares ...I`m thinking WTF is is stoned or stupid or what?

I finally said"if you want to race I need to feed the SS some horsemeat tonight".He gets pissed and I tell him I was kidding and I assumed he had a sense of rumor...but I was WRONG apparently.

He still has the deer caught in the headlight look with a turd in the punchbowl slant.I looked at Bill and said" Hell he don`t know what it is he drives a Mustink".

He is real stunned and walks to the Furd.

No kill stories sorry.

Just my usual smart ass response to stupid people.You know you can`t fix stupid.

Yeah - if you could fix stupid - we wouldn't have ekool !! :dontknow:

Nice story smart ass!!

 

[ROKTMAN]

Yeah - if you could fix stupid - we wouldn't have ekool !! :dontknow:

Nice story smart ass!!

That`s Sgt.Smart Ass to you ma`am.

 

[Wifey]

That`s Sgt.Smart Ass to you ma`am.

Sorry Smart ass, I forgot

Oh, I mean Sgt. Smart Ass

 

[mopower1958]

Yeah he didn't have a sense of humor:motz: . The stare:s: probably meant he was trying to remember where he stored his gun:hmpf: so he can find it and shoot himself. I dunno:dontknow: , just a guess.

If you could see the size of the NATS T-shirt I sent Rokt you would know the guy wanted to smart off but knew better cuz he would be squashed!

 

[Wifey]

If you could see the size of the NATS T-shirt I sent Rokt you would know the guy wanted to smart off but knew better cuz he would be squashed!

I don't care how big Rokt's shirt is - I can take him with one hand tied behind my back!! -

Hahahahahaha - at least maybe I got him fooled :smirk:

 

[mauiSRT/10]

If you could see the size of the NATS T-shirt I sent Rokt you would know the guy wanted to smart off but knew better cuz he would be squashed!

900 HP and one bigsumbitch behind the wheel put a big stupid look on dummies face!!:dong:


patrick

 

[TheSickness]

What in the world do you do for traction on the street?

Small animals and children