I would have jumped over the register and threw a beat down on the cashier with the merchandise they forgot to ring me up for....Then a slow painful decapitation with my price slashing Fry's discount card....Raoul approved and autographed mind you...The real criminal is that douche bag in front of me that has 150 coupons and 37 are out of date....Then proceeds to argue the validity of the Exp date on the coupon...Requests a manager for clarification on the rules and regulations regarding the terms and use of coupons...Now this douche manager proceeds to ask the question of death....How are the kids ? At this point I want to skin this tie wearing hobbit alive with a Carrot shaver and assault him by rubbing Pop Rocks in his eyes.
After all of that the stupid cow of a human with an ass that looks like 250 lbs of chewed Bubble Gum.....Has the audacity to pay with a check that gets denied several times, my ice cream is melting and I reach for XL Snickers bar and stab her in the neck Joe Pesci style....But WTF do I care I got Milk for under 2 bucks a gallon and you guys don't.....You can all eat my ever lovin shorts.
BTW John you did the right thing....I like my idea better though