azpyroguy
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Subject: 2008 STOCK MARKET TERMS
CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer
BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius
BEAR MARKET O- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex
VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower
P/E RATIO - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing
BROKER - What my broker has made me
STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a nutshell
STOCK ANALYST - Idiot who just downgraded your stock
STOCK SPLIT - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves
FINANCIAL PLANNER - A guy whose phone has been disconnected
MARKET CORRECTION - The day after you buy stocks
CASH FLOW - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet
YAHOO - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share
WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Past year investor who's now locked up on a nuthouse
PROFIT - An archaic word no longer in use
CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer
BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius
BEAR MARKET O- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex
VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower
P/E RATIO - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing
BROKER - What my broker has made me
STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a nutshell
STOCK ANALYST - Idiot who just downgraded your stock
STOCK SPLIT - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves
FINANCIAL PLANNER - A guy whose phone has been disconnected
MARKET CORRECTION - The day after you buy stocks
CASH FLOW - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet
YAHOO - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share
WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Past year investor who's now locked up on a nuthouse
PROFIT - An archaic word no longer in use
