He can fetch the cold oneNow I have to drag Mike around, but I know he does come and he can be useful from time to time
Or worseGot to be careful when you plug it into a strange port it might fall off
Oh yeah, all over the damn Place I hate hotel rooms and sometimes they don’t even even change. The bed covers.Text Rogers flies maggots, blood stains, body stains
Yeah, that’s all right. He can be trained.Yeah, he might be able to fetch a cold one, but Mike’s a quadriplegic
You’ll know it’s a cover-up if they use plastic sheetsI’m almost almost afraid what might be on the other side of the mattress
That’s where they belong and leave them for the next personI would always throw the bed covers on the floor
Yeah, those wheelchairs they have they can make those things move even if you’re a quadriplegic you got a little grabber tools and stuff. You can use your mouth and grab the beer with.Trained?
You’ve been lucky so farNever seen the plastic sheets
No doubt what’s under the plastic sheet would be horrifyingThat would be horrifying