30 Things you'll never hear a Redneck say:

[01VIPERGTS/ACR]

30. Oh, I just couldn't - she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup - it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the c: drive.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!

 

[Begood]

Is there a grown man anywhere that would use #2? Unless Betty Mae is huge.

Bill.

 

[Roz]

30. Oh, I just couldn't - she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup - it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the c: drive.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!

30: Said that when I was 20
29: Never
28: Said it
27: Never
26: Never
25: Said it, my dog has the shits unless if it eats besides Hill's Science Diet
24: Dont got no kids
23: Said it
22: Never
21: Never
20: Never
19: Said it, yesterday. Went to pick up said Hill's Science Diet and someone outside the pet store was giving away puppies.
18: Said it
17: Never, I always get the biggest bag!!
16: Said it, depends on the room
15: Said it
14: Said it, definately. Yuck!
13: Never, whats the GD difference?!
12: Said it
11: Said it
10: Never!
09: Never! (not married, nor engaged)
08: NEVER! Bud Light all the way!
07: Never (I suck at chess)
06: Said it
05: Said it
04: NEVER! UT all the way my friends.
03: Said it, only when visitin my GF's parents in northern IL. I usually say y'all around them, just to piss em off!
02: Never, who the f*** is Betty Mae?
01: NEVER!!! I know, getting behind the wheel of a 500hp truck is dumb, but what the hell, I am drunk! It knows its way home.

 

[Hamrhead]

I thought #1 would be "14's in a Twin-Turbo SRT-10 is Faaaaaaaast Y'all!!! Where the hell is that can of oysters??:dontknow: "

 

[TheSickness]

I thought it would say YOU ALL :dontknow:

 

[tidnab]

30: Said that when I was 20
29: Never
28: Said it
27: Never
26: Never
25: Said it, my dog has the shits unless if it eats besides Hill's Science Diet
24: Dont got no kids
23: Said it
22: Never
21: Never
20: Never
19: Said it, yesterday. Went to pick up said Hill's Science Diet and someone outside the pet store was giving away puppies.
18: Said it
17: Never, I always get the biggest bag!!
16: Said it, depends on the room
15: Said it
14: Said it, definately. Yuck!
13: Never, whats the GD difference?!
12: Said it
11: Said it
10: Never!
09: Never! (not married, nor engaged)
08: NEVER! Bud Light all the way!
07: Never (I suck at chess)
06: Said it
05: Said it
04: NEVER! UT all the way my friends.
03: Said it, only when visitin my GF's parents in northern IL. I usually say y'all around them, just to piss em off!
02: Never, who the f*** is Betty Mae?
01: NEVER!!! I know, getting behind the wheel of a 500hp truck is dumb, but what the hell, I am drunk! It knows its way home.

WAIT a sec... you watch he haw!!! all that other shit goes out the window you are a hillbilly redneck

 

[OCBob]

Just so you guys know I edited the f word out of these. The only forum that is allowed in is the offensive section.

 

[Silverback]

Just so you guys know I edited the f word out of these. The only forum that is allowed in is the offensive section.

Good to see you back Bob.:rock:

Oh, by the way. I slipped in a few F words into some threads. That will keep you busy for awhile finding them.

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

Shoot! I didn't know that about myself!!!

 

[Brat]

Shoot! I didn't know that about myself!!!

if you dont who does.:dontknow:

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

Uhh Ma Mamma!! And Ma Wif!! You got a problem wit that????