5 rules for men

[OCBob]

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

 

[includemeout]

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Good one Bob, works for me.

 

[Big Perm]

LMAO, thanks Bob!!!

 

[Brat]

very good one there Bob.

 

[Django]

All four of them are (curiously) named Lynette..........

Fortunately, she has MPD....(multiple personality disorder) and none of these personalities have ever actually met.

SD

 

[Brat]

All four of them are (curiously) named Lynette..........

Fortunately, she has MPD....(multiple personality disorder) and none of these personalities have ever actually met.

SD

you are one lucky man there Tim.:rock: :rock: :rock:

 

[Silverback]

Who the hell cares if they know about each other.:dontknow: In fact it can be better if they do. That way they feel they are in a competition with the others and try harder to please you.

 

[YellowFever]

All four of them are (curiously) named Lynette..........

Fortunately, she has MPD....(multiple personality disorder) and none of these personalities have ever actually met.

SD

You are indeed a lucky man Tim. I'm in the same boat... makes it nice to go home at night.

Jeff

 

[Begood]

Now I know where I screwed up. I kept looking for all that in one woman, but Tim already has her.

Bill.

 

[SilvrSRT10]

I read these to my wife. She rolled her eye's and shook her head. Not the reaction I was hoping for. Hope I didn't reveal any super secret.

 

[ntw0rk]

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

WooHoo!! You just described my wife too!!

Tim and I are gonna have a show down of who has the best wife! :fight::bandit: