Begood
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>A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted
>by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
>young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the
>Sergeant Major for conversation. Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem
>to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you? " Negative, ma'am.
>Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and
>decorations and said, It looks like you have seen a lot of action." Yes,
>ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
>conversation, said You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and
>enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
>manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take
>this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" 1955, ma'am.
>"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
>everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand
>and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax him several
>times." Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare
>chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The
>Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,
>"I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
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Bill.
>by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
>young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the
>Sergeant Major for conversation. Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem
>to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you? " Negative, ma'am.
>Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and
>decorations and said, It looks like you have seen a lot of action." Yes,
>ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
>conversation, said You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and
>enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
>manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take
>this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" 1955, ma'am.
>"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
>everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand
>and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax him several
>times." Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare
>chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The
>Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,
>"I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
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Bill.
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