A product endorsement

black pearl

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Dear Tide:




I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago,I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up wit his blood on my new white blouse!

I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief!

Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
 
I am learning what it is like to live with a "post-menopause" woman. So if I come up missing, you'll know why.:D

Bill.
 
The only solution is to find a way to survive...be careful...very, very careful.

I found that one of the few comments I could make without getting my head handed to me was "My only purpose in life is to make you happy."
 
If I get home and the dog looks at me funny, I keep going and tell her I'll be working late.
 
TheSickness said:
Works great on blood and wine but worthless when it comes to Presidential seed :dontknow: :D
That's because she never washed that blue dress.

Bill.
 

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