- I want young people to join me in a pledge of abstinence from absinthe, by taking this absinthetinence pledge. Say it with me:
- Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge: “I, state your name, do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe . . . Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient synesthetic inspiration and sinister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.â€
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