Advice to a friend

[Begood]

I found this on another site I am on a lot. It seems one guy has a daughter whos boyfriend is very stuck on himself. So this other member deceided to give him some advice, its great. I really like option 2.




Option 1. Have a family board game night and invite the little d#)^weed over. Pull out the trivia pursuit game and rewrite some of the cards and stack the deck so he always gets the wrong answer. Make him look stupid in front of everyone.

Option 2. Take him fishing. Remind him that life jackets are uncomfortable. Once he removes it, drive the boat to the middle of the lake. Next step toss his stuck up butt overboard and watch said person sink to the bottom. After said person sinks call cops (tears in eyes help here)Tell cops made up story about giant fish that pulled him in. (helps to get yourself wet, looks like you went after him cuz you care) And the final steps are to break news to daughter then crack open cold beer.



Bill.

 

[TheSickness]

:dontknow:

 

[OCBob]

I would go with option 2.

 

[ntw0rk]

What if he's a really good swimmer?

 

[Begood]

What if he's a really good swimmer?

Drive over him with the boat a few times, that should do it.

Bill.

 

[Stanimal]

throw him in and make sure the ancor "accidently" gets wrapped around his legs when you threw it in to get the boat stopped

 

[Hamrhead]

I don't have any kids so I don't feel qualified to answer.

 

[Silverback]

Well being the father of an only daughter, I can honestly say they have not found the body of the little bastard to date.

 

[Begood]

Have you guys seen tha Haggar slacks commercial where the dad throws the daughters boyfriend out the window? Its great.

Bill.

 

[VA VIPERAM]

Only one daughter here too!
When my wife had the ultrasound to see what it was, the first image in my head was some 10 or 12 year old bastard knocking on my front door!
The wife wasn't sure why I didn't share her enthusiasm.

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

Drive over him with the boat a few times, that should do it.

Bill.

I agree totally. A quick knock to the head with a propeller ought to do it!!!! Course I'm a bird hunter so I'd just yell pull and shoot him between the eyes!!!!! Darn he can't fly!!muhahahahahaahahahahaa!!!!

 

[Silverback]

Only one daughter here too!
When my wife had the ultrasound to see what it was, the first image in my head was some 10 or 12 year old bastard knocking on my front door!
The wife wasn't sure why I didn't share her enthusiasm.

Is my daughter spoiled? Yeah. Does she however have a good head on her shoulders? Yes. All the time and effort my wife and I spent between birth and 12 years old paid off. If you have not instilled the correct values into them by that time, it's to late.

What's funny is she could see the difference in herself and some of her friends. She did not always get to do what "Everyone Else" did, but she also understood why.

But then as I always say. The beatings worked.

 

[TheSickness]

Is my daughter spoiled? Yeah. Does she however have a good head on her shoulders? Yes. All the time and effort my wife and I spent between birth and 12 years old paid off. If you have not instilled the correct values into them by that time, it's to late.

What's funny is she could see the difference in herself and some of her friends. She did not always get to do what "Everyone Else" did, but she also understood why.

But then as I always say. The beatings worked.

Not on all of us

 

[Silverback]

Not on all of us

That's because you like it.

 

[Hamrhead]

Not on all of us

You are definitely a 'work in progress'.

 

[TheSickness]

You are definitely a 'work in progress'.

I am " Special "

 

[Hamrhead]

I am " Special "

Yeah, you are.

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

Yeah, you are.

OMFG!!! Mikey cover that up JEEZ!!!!

 

[TheSickness]

OMFG!!! Mikey cover that up JEEZ!!!!

The one in the white bakini is Kris

 

[Kevan]

Course I'm a bird hunter so I'd just yell pull and shoot him between the eyes!!!!!

Ahhh...the old Dick Cheney Method.