Texas Yellow Fever
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This is prett cute...it would be a lot cuter if it weren't so true...LOL!!!
AGE DIFFERENCES EXPLAINED
Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following:
In your 20's: Stop what you are doing. Shave,
take a shower, blow dry your
hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean
clothes. Check yourself in
the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite
cologne becaus e you never
know, you just might meet some hot chick while
standing in the checkout lane.
You went to school with the pretty girl running the
register.
In your 30's: Stop what you are doing, put on
clean shorts and shirt.
Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need
for much else. Wash your
hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the
mirror. Still got it. Add a
shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell.
The cute girl running the
register is the kid sister to someone you went to
school with.
In your 40's: Stop what you are doing. Put on a
sweatshirt that is long
enough to cover the hol e in t he crotch of your
shorts; Put on different shoes
and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute
Cologne is almost empty so
you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to
Wal-Mart. Check yourself in
the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing.
The spicy young thing running
the register is your daughter's age and you feel
weird thinking she is spicy.
In your 50's: Stop what you are doing. Put a hat
on, wipe the dirt off
your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because
you don't want to get dirt in
your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror
and you swear not to wear
that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat.
The cutie running the
register smiles when she sees you coming and you
think you still have it. Then
you remember the hat you have on is from Buddy's
Bait & Beer Bar and it says,
'I Got Worms.'
In your 60's: Stop what you are doing. No need
for a hat anymore. Hose
the dog poop off your shoes. The mirror was
shattered when you were in your
50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing
hangs out the hole in your
pants. The girl running the register may be cute
but you don't have your glasses
on so you are not sure.
In your ; 70's : Stop what you are doing. Wait to
go to Wal-Mart until they
have your prescriptions ready too. Don't even
notice the dog poop on your
shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at
you because you remind her of
her grandfather.
In your 80's: Stop what you are doing. Start
again. Then stop again.
Now you remember you needed to go to Wal-Mart. Go
to Wal-Mart and wander around
trying to think what it is you are looking for. You
went to school with the
old lady who greeted you at the front door.
AGE DIFFERENCES EXPLAINED
Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following:
In your 20's: Stop what you are doing. Shave,
take a shower, blow dry your
hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean
clothes. Check yourself in
the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite
cologne becaus e you never
know, you just might meet some hot chick while
standing in the checkout lane.
You went to school with the pretty girl running the
register.
In your 30's: Stop what you are doing, put on
clean shorts and shirt.
Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need
for much else. Wash your
hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the
mirror. Still got it. Add a
shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell.
The cute girl running the
register is the kid sister to someone you went to
school with.
In your 40's: Stop what you are doing. Put on a
sweatshirt that is long
enough to cover the hol e in t he crotch of your
shorts; Put on different shoes
and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute
Cologne is almost empty so
you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to
Wal-Mart. Check yourself in
the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing.
The spicy young thing running
the register is your daughter's age and you feel
weird thinking she is spicy.
In your 50's: Stop what you are doing. Put a hat
on, wipe the dirt off
your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because
you don't want to get dirt in
your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror
and you swear not to wear
that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat.
The cutie running the
register smiles when she sees you coming and you
think you still have it. Then
you remember the hat you have on is from Buddy's
Bait & Beer Bar and it says,
'I Got Worms.'
In your 60's: Stop what you are doing. No need
for a hat anymore. Hose
the dog poop off your shoes. The mirror was
shattered when you were in your
50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing
hangs out the hole in your
pants. The girl running the register may be cute
but you don't have your glasses
on so you are not sure.
In your ; 70's : Stop what you are doing. Wait to
go to Wal-Mart until they
have your prescriptions ready too. Don't even
notice the dog poop on your
shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at
you because you remind her of
her grandfather.
In your 80's: Stop what you are doing. Start
again. Then stop again.
Now you remember you needed to go to Wal-Mart. Go
to Wal-Mart and wander around
trying to think what it is you are looking for. You
went to school with the
old lady who greeted you at the front door.
