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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board,
but had only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best
NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So
he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the
former US. President, a Senator from New York , and a
potential future president.
I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people
don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of
the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm the Senator from the great
state of Massachusetts ". I was my party's last nominee for President.
So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and
served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay There's a parachute left for you. America's
smartest woman took my schoolbag.
but had only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best
NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So
he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the
former US. President, a Senator from New York , and a
potential future president.
I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people
don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of
the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm the Senator from the great
state of Massachusetts ". I was my party's last nominee for President.
So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and
served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay There's a parachute left for you. America's
smartest woman took my schoolbag.
