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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

"MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt
Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and...

"... then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
 
Who do you think will get custody of Johnny?:dontknow:
 
Haha!! Which food cuts out sex drive in a woman!!! Wedding Cake!!!Ahahahahahaa!!!
Which 2 words ensure you will never have sex again......I Do!!!!...........AAAAHAhaahahahahahahahaA!!!!!:D
 
Rockin Ronnie said:
Haha!! Which food cuts out sex drive in a woman!!! Wedding Cake!!!Ahahahahahaa!!!
Which 2 words ensure you will never have sex again......I Do!!!!...........AAAAHAhaahahahahahahahaA!!!!!:D

And out of Left Field comes Short Bus.:dontknow: ;) :p :D
 
....at the divorce/custody hearing the judge asked little Johnny which parent he preffered to live with....

Johnny replied, "Not my Dad.....he beats me....."..." How about your Mom?" the judge asked...."She beats me too...." Well you only have two parents...If they both beat you, who else could you live with ....?

"I wanna live with the San Diego Padres..... They never beat anyone....."

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