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VIPER POWERED
An elderly couple were on a visit to Australia and were
driving along in the outback when they saw a man
copulating with a kangaroo. A few miles on, they saw
another man copulating with a kangaroo.
"That's disgusting," said the husband. "I'm going to report
this to the hotel when we get back."
They arrived back at their hotel, only to see a man with a
wooden leg masturbating on the front step of the hotel.
The husband stormed in to see the hotel manager.
"My wife and I are appalled. This is a five-star hotel and
we've seen two men having sex with kangaroos and just
now we saw a wretched man with a wooden leg
masturbating on the steps of your hotel. What have you
got to say?"
The manager replied: "C'mon, mate, you expect a guy
with a wooden leg to catch himself a kangaroo?"
driving along in the outback when they saw a man
copulating with a kangaroo. A few miles on, they saw
another man copulating with a kangaroo.
"That's disgusting," said the husband. "I'm going to report
this to the hotel when we get back."
They arrived back at their hotel, only to see a man with a
wooden leg masturbating on the front step of the hotel.
The husband stormed in to see the hotel manager.
"My wife and I are appalled. This is a five-star hotel and
we've seen two men having sex with kangaroos and just
now we saw a wretched man with a wooden leg
masturbating on the steps of your hotel. What have you
got to say?"
The manager replied: "C'mon, mate, you expect a guy
with a wooden leg to catch himself a kangaroo?"
