Awsome Excuse!

[supercar1of1]

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she's not feeling well.

"What's the matter?", he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What in the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

 

[Roz]

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she's not feeling well.

"What's the matter?", he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What in the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

:laugh:

 

[ohiosrt10]

Oldie but goodie..

 

[GriffsSRT]

Love the classics!

 

[ViperJeff]

Drunk and thinking that may be my call in a few hours

 

[Silverback]

Well let's continue this thread.

My feet hurt. I just can't stand coming into that place anylonger.