eddie102870 said:can i come stay for a day or two?
so pistols and bows are still good?Prof said:
eddie102870 said:so pistols and bows are still good?
TheSickness said:I know a sure fire way to get pics of all the Deer you want Roy if you care to hear it
I dunno :dontknow:Prof said:
Demon 8 said:He He
Me too those brow tines are impressive
Sorry I got side tracked with that but do they :dontknow: and lastly 1 tablesppon of apple cider vinegar and 3 cloves of Garlic and one extra large Carrot. Take all of these and put into a crock pot and let simmer for 1 hour and 25 minutes stirring occassionally...Shit forgot the Peanut Butter but your not going to cook that anyway...Need a full jar of Skippy chunky Peanut Butter too remember that ok. But that's all now cook that up and it will form a big paste ball the consistancy of peanut Butter or chunky mash potatos. Now what you wanna do is strip nakkid and rub that all over your body like a Masi warrior preparing for battle with the Zulu's. Then recon your way out the house slithering like a snake through the grass and lay there. Practice your favorite Deer calls and use that peanut butter you brought as if it were astro glyde and take that Carrot and gentley ram it up your ass...Flip over on your belly and continue your call of the wild. Eventually Deer will come out and feast upon your Korean BBQ and you will have all those up close pics to share with the grand kids. If you have never had your salad tossed by a passing Mustang....You just ain't living Bro :marchmellow:
TheSickness said:OK Roy if you really want to know i'll tell ya but first go into the house and round up 3 jars of all natural Honey...3 pounds of granola or Raisin Bran crunch actually works best..Will need approx 2 of the 16 oz boxes if going with the cruch. Then you need 1 bag of multi colored marshmellows ( The Deer like the colors I am told :dontknow: ( Can Deer even see in color
Ummm ok sorry take all the other stuff and crock pot that with 3 cups of water.....Julia Child I am not ok sorry
Plan B if no Deer show after 4 or 5 hours....I am sure in the country where you have your estate a horse will happen by and you can feed him the Carrot.....It's all about giving back Roy
Perfectly lucid to me :marchmellow: It will work I tell you :congrats:viperhauler said:no human can possibly make all this stuff up in one post....
this is unfathomable.....
You forgot the apple. He needs to hold the apple in his mouth.:top:TheSickness said:
