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SD2005Dustin

SD2005Dustin

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So I had the idea to buy a dead viper snake... Just wandering if anyone else had these demented thoughts too...:D

My wife busted me when she saw I was about to blow $125 on it. But wait here's my idea. I've been talkin to the guy with the taxedermy for about a week now. Got legit pictures and all.

So I was going to order just a head and about 2 inch of the neck, open mouth with fangs, and Walaaa! tha sickest Shifter knob on the forum...:rock:

but now (as of last night when I got busted) I'm in a bind and if I do this she'll be PISSED:bike: . But hell I only drive my truck once a week and she's only in it once a month, I could just take it off when I know she's gonna ride with me right? :D

Don't reply to this if you're not married(unless you're divorced):D
 
But sure as the world you will forget to take if off one time,the time she gets in,then you are in a world of hurt.
 
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Brat said:
But sure as the world you will forget to take if off one time,the time she gets in,then you are in a world of hurt.
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The good thing is that I park the passenger side all the way against the garage wall, and so I have the time to take it off when I pull her out and just keep the original ball in the glove box...
 
Bro, You may want to ask her if you can borrow your nuts for awhile.:D If you have to sneak it, it is not going to work.:aetsch: ( Disclaimer ) I have been married 3 times.:elefant: :elefant:
 
Well, since I'm Divorced....I say do it. Just get some ammo to use against her in your defense. Like that $200 pair of shoes she bought.
BUT DON'T HIDE IT! just get your nutz back from her new purse and tell her you are doing it. You are a man and thats what men do...stupid shit....:D
 
Is the shifter worth the headache you're gonna get if she finds out not only that you got it, but hid it from her?
 
TREKER said:
Is the shifter worth the headache you're gonna get if she finds out not only that you got it, but hid it from her?
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Funny thing is, mostly divorced guys are answering here, me included... LOL

So what does that tell you?
 
TREKER said:
Funny thing is, mostly divorced guys are answering. here, me included... LOL

So what does that tell you?
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I'm married, Looking at 18yrs. on this one.:D
 
i am not divorced and i pretty much do what i want but i do have a great relationship with my wife and do not hide shit from her
 
butch up sally and buy what you want ,,,dont hide it ,,hiding stuff makes you look like a wimp,grow some :aetsch:
 
TREKER said:
If first time is for love, 2nd time is for money, whats 3rd for? :dontknow: ;)
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I think it must go back to love, Or else why would you do it a third time?
 
When I want to buy something I really don't need for the truck(pretty much everything so far:D ) I tell my wife I'll just cut something I normally buy out of the budget and she's fine with that everytime. Give that a shot but don't lie or hide it that's asking for trouble.
 
my question is first hard shift are you going to break it and then whats it worth? a broke shifter head and a pissed off wife. dont see it taking much abuse shifting.
 
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