Before I get in trouble

Buy a live one show her the new pet after it bites her get it stuffed and you take care of both problems!
 
I tell you that if I did that I would be divorced, after she made a bonfire out of my truck.

I like the idea though
 
I've had a copperhead in the freezer for a while trying to fing someone to do just that!
 
JRSVIPR said:
Bro, You may want to ask her if you can borrow your nuts for awhile.:D If you have to sneak it, it is not going to work.:aetsch: ( Disclaimer ) I have been married 3 times.:elefant: :elefant:


grow a set of nutts, a woman def should not determine what a man wants to do within reason,

me and joanne have butted heads many many a day, even comming to furniture exiting the house unwillingly:D

I jsut dont give in, live with , or get out:aetsch:


after 23 years, we are still together:D
 
505'sFastestViper. said:
i am not divorced and i pretty much do what i want but i do have a great relationship with my wife and do not hide shit from her

Crap, we have something in common............ :D
Hiding crap, as simple as a shift knob? Dude, really.
 
wesalbert said:
Crap, we have something in common............ :D
Hiding crap, as simple as a shift knob? Dude, really.
xactly, no offense buddy, but if ya have to hide a couple hundred bucks.......................................;) :D make sure to use a natural color on the toenails:aetsch:
 
Hell, I came home with the truck without talking to my wife :D
But she has also done the same. I came home one day with her Dakota gone, and a PT Loser in the driveway.
 
wesalbert said:
Hell, I came home with the truck without talking to my wife :D
LOLOL on the flip side Joanne came home once with a annivrsary purple yellow ass vette, said how do ya like it?
after I puked I said glad you are paying for it LOLOLOL
 
JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE said:
LOLOL on the flip side Joanne came home once with a annivrsary purple yellow ass vette, said how do ya like it?
after I puked I said glad you are paying for it LOLOLOL

You had one of those ugly a$$ things? :p I thought just old men with no taste bought those......................... wait a sec :D
 
wesalbert said:
You had one of those ugly a$$ things? :p I thought just old men with no taste bought those......................... wait a sec :D
HELL NO! she bought the dang thing! went to get her silverado serviced, came home with a turd LOOOLOLOL
I wanted to put some furry seat covers on it, she wouldnt let me:p
 
You can admit it, I won't tell.
So why doesn't Joanne get on the forum? I'm sure she would have fun embarrasing the hell outta you.
I'm betting there is a pic somewhere with you next to the Vette.
 
wesalbert said:
You can admit it, I won't tell.
So why doesn't Joanne get on the forum? I'm sure she would have fun embarrasing the hell outta you.
I'm betting there is a pic somewhere with you next to the Vette.
I bet there's a pic of him in it, with some dude in a sheep suit riding shotgun. ;)
 
I just do....dont ask,cause you might not like the answer. If she gets mad after the fact...well... its after the fact! Sorry babe,its already installed,cant return it now!
 
wesalbert said:
Hell, I came home with the truck without talking to my wife :D
But she has also done the same. I came home one day with her Dakota gone, and a PT Loser in the driveway.

Yea I guess its deeper than just hiding a nob... hehehe... I was kinda married and tieing up a divorce when we met... did't tell her:eek:

bought the truck... didn't tell her(or ask) until a week later...:D

so when I was lookin to spend $125 on a dead snake (and didn't tell her) I think I shit all over that plan on my own...:dontknow:

I'll learn.
 
:needpics:
wesalbert said:
You can admit it, I won't tell.
So why doesn't Joanne get on the forum? I'm sure she would have fun embarrasing the hell outta you.
I'm betting there is a pic somewhere with you next to the Vette.
 

Latest posts

Support Us

Become A Supporting Member Today!

Click Here For Details

Back
Top