supercar1of1
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Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be opened new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, having only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent asked, 'And what might ye be sellin' here?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arseholes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, 'Ye're doin' quite well, then, only two left!'
Englishmen, God bless 'em, should not mess with the Irish.
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent asked, 'And what might ye be sellin' here?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arseholes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, 'Ye're doin' quite well, then, only two left!'
Englishmen, God bless 'em, should not mess with the Irish.
