Bird Flu Symptoms

[Hamrhead]

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield

 

[mauiSRT/10]

6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield

That's the clincher!!!! LOL :trytofly: :bootyshake:


patrick

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

That's funny!

 

[ROKTMAN]

Bwaaaaaa

 

[Wifey]

Thanks!! - now I can save that co-pay at the Doctor's office...


Besides, I didn't know how to tell the doc about that last sympton - it was kinda embarrasing ya know

 

[Silverback]

Well, I have been attracted to clean cars the last couple weeks.:hmmmm: :hmmmm: :hmmmm: :trytofly: :trytofly:

 

[Wifey]

Well, I have been attracted to clean cars the last couple weeks.:hmmmm: :hmmmm: :hmmmm: :trytofly: :trytofly:

Dam - I'm glad I'm nowhere near the festering shithole . I just washed my windshield

 

[Silverback]

Dam - I'm glad I'm nowhere near the festering shithole . I just washed my windshield

It's okay. The rain here washes it off. I was raining this morning on my way to work. Now it's just gray and cold. FFSH.

 

[Ram From Hell]

It's okay. The rain here washes it off. I was raining this morning on my way to work. Now it's just gray and cold. FFSH.

You transplant pussy!!!:bawling:

Just open that sixth beer. You'll forget all about it.

 

[TheSickness]

You transplant pussy!!!:bawling:

Just open that sixth beer. You'll forget all about it.

Whatcha doin Fruitcake ?

 

[Silverback]

You transplant pussy!!!:bawling:

Just open that sixth beer. You'll forget all about it.

Lived in the Northwest since I was 3 and hated it since I was 11. I know. Quit my bitching and move. Just get paid to well here to leave.

 

[TheSickness]

Lived in the Northwest since I was 3 and hated it since I was 11. I know. Quit my bitching and move. Just get paid to well here to leave.

Ok so ur not a transplant...I prefer Hydroponics anywayarty: :adore: :canabis:

 

[Wifey]

Lived in the Northwest since I was 3 and hated it since I was 11. I know. Quit my bitching and move. Just get paid to well here to leave.

We hate fort stinking desert - but I get paid tp well to move also

Hey - isn't it funny how money is green on both sides of the fence :idea:

 

[Silverback]

We hate fort stinking desert - but I get paid tp well to move also

Hey - isn't it funny how money is green on both sides of the fence :idea:

Okay. Time for a serious question then. Where would you live if money was not an object?

 

[Wifey]

Okay. Time for a serious question then. Where would you live if money was not an object?

With you !!! - LOL

Maybe somewhere along the beautiful coast near Monterey or in Humbolt County CA somewhere ... :burnout:

I dunno - cuz everywhere is becoming like everywhere else . I want to be somewhere out in the country with no mosquitoes, tornadoes, hurricanes, chiggers, and humidity. ANd, there can't be alot of people and especially no dickheads, got any ideas?? :dontknow:

I love C'ourd'laine Idaho (spelling???) - but I ain't that rich and I get way to cold for that!!

 

[Silverback]

With you !!! - LOL

Maybe somewhere along the beautiful coast near Monterey or in Humbolt County CA somewhere ... :burnout:

I dunno - cuz everywhere is becoming like everywhere else . I want to be somewhere out in the country with no mosquitoes, tornadoes, hurricanes, chiggers, and humidity. ANd, there can't be alot of people and especially no dickheads, got any ideas?? :dontknow:

I love C'ourd'laine Idaho (spelling???) - but I ain't that rich and I get way to cold for that!!

Well if there can't be any Dickheads, that leaves living with me out.

 

[Hamrhead]

I want to be somewhere out in the country with no mosquitoes, tornadoes, hurricanes, chiggers, and humidity. ANd, there can't be alot of people and especially no dickheads, got any ideas?? :dontknow:

The MOON!!!:bootyshake:

 

[Django]

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately

How about the insatiable urge to sodomize Colonel Sanders....:dontknow:

SD

 

[Wifey]

How about the insatiable urge to sodomize Colonel Sanders....:dontknow:

SD

Leave the dead alone ~............... Just sodomize the chickens

 

[OCBob]

Okay. Time for a serious question then. Where would you live if money was not an object?

Curacao might work for me.