BMW Auto trader ad.....WOW

[slow91]

This guy probably wants someone else to experience the Ultimate Driving Machine.....lol.........:cheers:

Autotrader Ad for a 2002 BMW M3 Coupe

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.j...rtified=&fuel=&body_code=0&search_type=both&d


"This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn't let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I'm also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I've got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I'm a winner! I'm not saying this car will do the same for you but it's a start. If you're interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at [email protected]. I'll probably be working out so I'll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick)."

 

[Marc T]

ROFL!!

This guy is probably 4'2" with a 1" weeny!!

 

[GriffsSRT]

IS that for real? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

[ntw0rk]

This guy probably wants someone else to experience the Ultimate Driving Machine.....lol.........:cheers:

Autotrader Ad for a 2002 BMW M3 Coupe

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?ct=p&car_id=244089879&dealer_id=62558733&car_year=2002&num_records=25&model=M3&systime=&make2=&start_year=2001&engine=&keywordsrep=&keywordsrep=&keywordsfyc=&keywordsfyc=&certified=&fuel=&body_code=0&search_type=both&d


"This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn't let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I'm also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I've got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I'm a winner! I'm not saying this car will do the same for you but it's a start. If you're interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at [email protected]. I'll probably be working out so I'll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick)."

Wow, he really thinks a lot of himself, doesn't he!?

 

[Yellow venom]

LMAO!! Can't say Ive ever seen an ad like that one! Sounds like he is trying to sell himself and then maybe the car!! LOL!

 

[tsmith3]

No self confidence issues with this tool

 

[amtrucker22]

Jedi Pimp! :rofl:

 

[Prof]

What's wrong with a 1" weeny:dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow:

 

[Manic]

I didn't know 1fast had a Beemer...

 

[IH8CHVYS]

What's wrong with a 1" weeny:dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow:

Better talk to Roz!

 

[mauiSRT/10]

4.2 could be on the mark.............check out the interior pic. Drivers seat is awfully close to the steering wheel!!!! LOL

What a dumbass! Maybe somebody should email this poser just to f#ck with him.

patrick

 

[BurntRubber]

man this guy is in the same town as me I def need to email him to find out more.

 

[flchub]

geez ,why did u guys have to post my ad!

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

That beats everything I ever heard about, read about, helt, felt, or smelled.

 

[Silverback]

I didn't know 1fast had a Beemer...

You beat me to it.