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Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: . $29.99
Clinton: ..... $29.99
Titanic: . Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: .... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: .... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: . Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: . Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: . In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: . During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: . Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: . Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: ..... Uhhh, let's not go there.
Titanic: . Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: . Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: . Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: ..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: . Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: ..... Monica ...uhhh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: . Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: ..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: . $29.99
Clinton: ..... $29.99
Titanic: . Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: .... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: .... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: . Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: . Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: . In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: . During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: . Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: . Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: ..... Uhhh, let's not go there.
Titanic: . Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: . Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: . Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: ..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: . Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: ..... Monica ...uhhh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: . Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: ..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
