Cajun Dr. Joke

[supercar1of1]

A doctor in Thibodaux , Louisiana wants to get off work and go hunting, so he approaches his assistant.

'Boudreaux, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic,' he says. 'I want you to take care of the clinic and all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Boudreaux.

The doctor goes hunting, returns the following day and asks, 'So, Boudreaux, how was your day?'

Boudreaux tells him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache, so I give him da Tylenol.'

'Bravo, Boudreaux, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave da Maalox, says Boudreaux.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this. And what about the third one?'

'Sir, I was sittin here and all of a sudden da door opens and a woman comes a runnin into da room, Quick as a wink she tears her clothes off, tearing off every stitch of clothing including her bra and her panties, and and she laid down on da table. She spreads her Legs and shouts, 'Help me, I beg you! It's been five years since I've seen a man!'

'Thunderin' heavens, Boudreaux, what did you do?'



'I put da drops in her eyes.'

 

[Django]

Now THAT's funny.................:congrats: :argh: :congrats: :rock:

D

 

[OCBob]

7 degrees of Cajun

FIRST DEGREE

Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at two in
the morning Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The wife
said, "Who was that?" Boudreaux answered, "I don't know; some man
wanting to know if the coast is clear."



SECOND DEGREE

Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second Cajun says,
"Here, let me see!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second
one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"



THIRD DEGREE

Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and buys
a gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly and when he opens the door he
finds her in the arms of a redhead. Well, Boudreaux is really angry. He
pulls out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He
takes the gun and puts it to his head.
His wife yells, "No, honey, don't do it!"
Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're next!"



FOURTH DEGREE

Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly
says, "Go ahead, and ask me; I know all of them." A friend says, "OK,
what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" Boudreaux replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."



FIFTH DEGREE

What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was
pregnant? Is it mine?"



SIXTH DEGREE

Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his U.S.
government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew what Roe vs.
Wade was about. Boudreaux pondered the question then finally said, "That
was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the
Delaware "



SEVENTH DEGREE

Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house
ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and reported
the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio and a K-9
unit,patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out on the
porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on
the steps.. Putting his face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, "I come
home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help and
what do they do?

They send me a BLIND policeman.

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

LMAO!!!