Texas Yellow Fever
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A cannibal walking through the jungle came across a cannibal restaurant and decided to stop and grab a quick meal.
He looked over the menu and found:
Boiled missionary--$10
Chicken-fried explorer--$15
Sauteed scientist--$20
Grilled Republican--$50
Baked Democrat--$300
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked "Why such a price difference for the Democrat?"
The waiter replied "Have you ever tried to field-dress one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook."
He looked over the menu and found:
Boiled missionary--$10
Chicken-fried explorer--$15
Sauteed scientist--$20
Grilled Republican--$50
Baked Democrat--$300
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked "Why such a price difference for the Democrat?"
The waiter replied "Have you ever tried to field-dress one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook."
