chuck norris sayings

[wheredwhogo?]

its all the craze over here in iraq...they are written in just about every bathroom stall. wondering if anybody has any good chuck norris sayings....ill start off with some ive read....

chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow....

 

[SHU-DOG]

Sounds like a take off on the KING 888 Engery Drink Commercials.

Lady Luck wasn't lucky until it got in a fight with King888

I can't remember them. Try and look them up. They had a huge contest to come up with them for their advertising campaign in NV.

SHU

 

[bee0912]

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