Cops vs. Lawyer
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by the police. He thinks he's smarter than the cop because he's a lawyer, and is certain that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's expense.
The cop says, "License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What for?"
Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference between slowing down and stopping?"
Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop; that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "Look, if you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me a citation. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer, and says, "Now, do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
:rofl: :laugh: :hahaha:
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by the police. He thinks he's smarter than the cop because he's a lawyer, and is certain that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's expense.
The cop says, "License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What for?"
Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference between slowing down and stopping?"
Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop; that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "Look, if you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me a citation. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer, and says, "Now, do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
:rofl: :laugh: :hahaha:
