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[Azmotorhead]

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is
baking.
He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face.
"Mom, look, I'm a white boy."
His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father".
He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm
a whiteboy."
His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your >
grandmother."
The boy goes in his grandmother's room and says "Mira,
abuelita, I'm a white boy."
His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to
his mother.
His mother says "Now, did you learn anything from that
experience?"
To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white
for five minutes and I already don't like you Mexicans."

 

[Azmotorhead]

> ----How to save the airlines.........
> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
place.
> Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
> What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking.
> They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers
> would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere"
going in the cabin.
>
> And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying
> again, hoping to see naked women.
>
> Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
> thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good
> that we could charge the women for working and ha ve them kick back
> 20% of the tips.
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
> women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
> industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
> situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a
> liability into an asset.
>
> Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
> everything myself?
>
> Sincerely,
> Bill Clinton

 

[Django]

"..... Brother, ah feel yer pine"

But don't let those bastards fool ya..... Muslim's are NOT afraid, nor do they dislike naked women.... That presupposition is what makes these f**kers even more dangerous. They are not morally superior to ANYONE.

SD