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This may be a repost, but it's pretty cute...this is why guys aren't allowed to give relationship advice...:D

Dear Albert:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband, Walter, in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her.

I am 72, my husband is 74 and we have been married for 48 years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He retired from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs. Sheila Usk

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line If it is clear, check the clips holding the vacuum tubing onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.

Albert
 
No kidding - that is an answer from Mars if I ever heard one :D :D
 
Yup, and the question was certainly from Venus...or even farther out.
 
And there you have the perfect example of Venus and Mars. :rock:
 
Just to be correct:

Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus: The Classic Guide to Understanding ...

By John Gray
 
Prof said:
Just to be correct:

Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus: The Classic Guide to Understanding ...

By John Gray
Isn't that how I had it.... The girl (venus) asked the question and the guy (mars) answered it :dontknow: :dontknow: :D :D :p :p :p
 
Just providing a citation and crediting the author.

Sheeesh...Venetians:bebored: :dontknow: :D
 
Prof said:
Just providing a citation and crediting the author.

Sheeesh...Venetians:bebored: :dontknow: :D
I was wondering, but you make me nervous :D :p I'm kind of frightened of Martians ;)
 

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