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Roz

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If I would have known you wanted to see the back of my truck this morning, I would polished my exhaust tips for you. Please accept my humble apology for rolling out on your ass in a dirty work truck. :D

(Disclaimer - The sentence above depicts ficticious events and is solely for entertaining purposes only. Had the event actually taken place it would have taken place on a private test track at an undisclosed location and the identies of the parties involved shall remain anonymous for obvious reasons.)
 
Was he punching the steering wheel!!!!!!!!!:rock:
 
:burnout: :burnout: :burnout: :burnout: :burnout:
 
Beauty eh....

Take off you hoser...

:)

nice kill jimi... Give up a little more detail.
 
Details: Again, merely for the purpose of entertainment. :D

I'm commiting one of my hugest pet peeves ever. I'm going "slow" in the fast lane - however - I did take notice Camaro behind me, and I switched to the middle lane. I figured he'd cruise on by me, but he didn't. He stayed right near me for a little ways. I eased on a bit and he did the same. I then let off and he proceeded to stay pretty much right beside me. This is another huge pet peeve of mine. If I need to make a swift lane change, I want the ability to do so. This whole time I was in 6th gear.

So it's obvious this dude wants to play, and since I have a small penis I can't just let that shit go. So we're both at like 55 and I put it down in 2nd so the truck would make some noise! I kept waiting for him to jump and as soon as he did we took off. The faster we went, the greater the distance between he and I got. I shut down at 120 and had to slow down to snag my exit.

I used to own a LS1 T/A and I thought that the SS would have kept up better than it did. I admit, I thought it would have won. I was still half asleep and ran 2nd a little to long and bumped the rev limiter and still managed to roll out on him.

Oh well, he asked for it. I'm just embarassed my truck wasn't completely spotless like it usually is. :eek: :D
 
Roz-SRT said:
If I would have known you wanted to see the back of my truck this morning, I would polished my exhaust tips for you. Please accept my humble apology for rolling out on your ass in a dirty work truck. :D
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Nice!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
wtf?????? take your lunch hour and go wash that bitch, from the looks of those pics of you in fla with your shirt off you could stand to miss a meal or two...lol
 
eddie102870 said:
wtf?????? take your lunch hour and go wash that bitch, from the looks of those pics of you in fla with your shirt off you could stand to miss a meal or two...lol
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Too late! I already ate! :D :eating: :toilet:
 
eddie102870 said:
wtf?????? take your lunch hour and go wash that bitch, from the looks of those pics of you in fla with your shirt off you could stand to miss a meal or two...lol
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ROFL!
 
You picking on them Chebbies again? You big meanie.
 
Fepony said:
You picking on them Chebbies again? You big meanie.
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Picking on FRODs aren't much fun though. They're not much of a challenge! :p ;) :D :elefant:
 
Roz-SRT said:
Details: Again, merely for the purpose of entertainment. :D

I'm commiting one of my hugest pet peeves ever. I'm going "slow" in the fast lane - ...............................-So it's obvious this dude wants to play, and since I have a small penis I can't just let that shit go. :D
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Driving slow in the fast lane!!!:dontknow: :confused:

Small wiener......:nurse: and enzyte=:D LOL


Funny story dude!!!!

patrick
 
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