Deer are eating everything

[Kevan]

http://www.legupenterprises.com/

This chit will make Bambi run away for a good month at a time you can also use green screening

"We regret to inform residents of New York and California that we cannot sell our products in your state at this time."
Bummer.

 

[RatMotor]

"We regret to inform residents of New York and California that we cannot sell our products in your state at this time."
Bummer.

God forbid the terrorists get their hands on some bobcat piss. What the hell

 

[Begood]

Damn Tim, I can just see Mike out in the yard having a bowel movement, "see honey i'm just doing this for the deer"!

Bill.

 

[VNM PWRD]

Hey that suxs ... so one of you guys that live in the sticks let mike have them ship to your house then ship it to mike

 

[FlyingLow]

Ship it to me no problem.

 

[ILtemprd]

Gotta few of these running around here...want me to box one up and sender your way? Steve has the other in his backyard, talk nice to him. Maybe he will throw a Fed Ex tag on one for you.:dontknow:

 

[Django]

Damn Tim, I can just see Mike out in the yard having a bowel movement, "see honey i'm just doing this for the deer"!

Bill.

ROF...... My initial recommendation was the urinating option....

The latter was more of a simple anecdote......

I couldn't (in good conscience) suggest that a guy go out and take a dump in his yard.....

I mean Hell................They may play touch football out there for God's sake...

"Hey Kids.....!! We don't need to set up the Slip-n-Slide any more......!!! Check this out............!"

SD

 

[Hamrhead]

Ship it to me no problem.

Or me.

I think I'm going to try some of that Fox piss for the groundhogs.

If you want something and they won't ship to you, e-mail me at [email protected] tonight or tomorrow. Let me know what you want.

 

[Bone]

Fox piss, why not? Next I was going to suggest squirrels with light sabers.

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

LOLOLOL ya'll guys are nutts!!

Actually pissing around the yard DOES work mike, just dont let your wifey see ya doin it or she'll really freak!!

Also feeding them isnt a bad idea over at mother in laws land she has the same problem and we do put out a salt lick, and some corn in an area away from the shrubs and it has cured them away.

or if ya can the electrick wire 3 foot off the ground around the edge of the woods, you should be able to track where they are commin in and follow it back into the woods thats where to put the lick and corn.

Of course you can always do it my way..............

catch one of the deer at night , run up behind it, grab it by the ass cheeks and BANG THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF IT ! then pee in its face! It will NEVER be back!!!LOLOL

 

[Rice Eater]

shoot the deer in the ass w/ a low powered bb gun. the bb will bounce off its ass as not to harm the animal....but it'll sting the shit out of it and after a few pops they won't be in your yard anymore plus its kinda fun.

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Of course you can always do it my way..............

catch one of the deer at night , run up behind it, grab it by the ass cheeks and BANG THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF IT ! then pee in its face! It will NEVER be back!!!LOLOL

shoot the deer in the ass w/ a low powered bb gun. the bb will bounce off its ass as not to harm the animal....but it'll sting the shit out of it and after a few pops they won't be in your yard anymore plus its kinda fun.

Try not to hit Stinker unless you don't want him in your yard anymore too.

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

LOLOL never know where I'll be hidin!

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

I'll send you some of my LAB's special ingredient! Whatever he's layin' down the other creatures of this planet are not picking up...no questions please...

 

[K-80-123]

Of course you can always do it my way..............

catch one of the deer at night , run up behind it, grab it by the ass cheeks and BANG THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF IT ! then pee in its face! It will NEVER be back!!!LOLOL

BWHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH.........Damn stink I knew there was a reason I like you....

Walt

 

[eddie102870]

go to the barber shop get a bunch of hair and spread it on you property line, works well until it rains

 

[moparracing]

i hate deer....... they destroyed a bunch of my arbi's last year.

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

I still think butt banging works best! especially when the ol lady isnt puttin out

 

[FlyingLow]

I still think butt banging works best!

When has butt bangin been a bad idea?

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

When it has four legs and a hairy ass!!!!!!LOLOL