Democratic National Conventiona, 2006

[Bone]

AGENDA FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION, 2008:


7:00 PM: Opening flag burning.

7:15 PM: Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 - 8:00 PM: Nonreligious prayer & worship -- Jessie Jackson & Al
Sharpton.

8:00 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 PM: Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 PM: Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 PM: Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 PM: Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French
President Jacques Chirac

9:15 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 PM: Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 PM: Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay
--
Sean Penn

9:40 PM: Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson
Clinton

9:45 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 PM: Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by
Michael Moore

9:55 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 PM: How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World
Trade Center Towers -- Howard Dean

10:30 PM: Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 PM: Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 PM: Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry

11:30 PM: Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton

12:00 AM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 AM: Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

 

[Big Perm]

LMFAO :rofl:

Gotta send this to my pops, he'll love it...

 

[Begood]

Thats great!

Bill.

 

[ViperJeff]

I'm sending this to all my friends who voted for a bunch of donkey's.

 

[Django]

AGENDA FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION, 2008:


7:00 PM: Opening flag burning.

7:15 PM: Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 - 8:00 PM: Nonreligious prayer & worship -- Jessie Jackson & Al
Sharpton.

8:00 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 PM: Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 PM: Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 PM: Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 PM: Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French
President Jacques Chirac

9:15 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 PM: Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 PM: Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay
--
Sean Penn

9:40 PM: Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson
Clinton

9:45 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 PM: Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by
Michael Moore

9:55 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 PM: How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World
Trade Center Towers -- Howard Dean

10:30 PM: Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 PM: Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 PM: Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry

11:30 PM: Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton

12:00 AM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 AM: Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

This is your best post ever..............

The last item on the schedule is my (hic) favorite...... always save the best for last...

SD