Desperate Houswife

[Venom Power]

So,.................Your wife decides to go out with her friends

drinking and dancing.

Your okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night.

You hear her stumble into bed around 4.

You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo,

which she used last night.

You are happy to see it all in one piece , not a scratch, but, hey....... Wait a minute .......................?

 

[mauiSRT/10]

hahahahahah......thats great!!


patrick

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

Damnit! I spit beer on my keyboard...AGAIN!!!!! I've got to find a waterproof keyboard or quit reading this stuff, that was funny right there.

 

[Wifey]

So she forgot to wash it (OOPS!!) - what's a little oops anyway -----

that was funny - LOL :burnout: