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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
>> Ø 40-ish..................................49.
>> Ø Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
>> Ø Athletic................................No breasts.
>> Ø Average looking.....................Moooo.
>> Ø Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
>> Ø Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
>> Ø Feminist...............................Fat.
>> Ø Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
>> Ø Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
>> Ø New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
>> Ø Open-minded.........................Desperate.
>> Ø Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
>> Ø Professional...........................Bitch.
>> Ø Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
>> Ø Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
>> Ø Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.
>> DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
>> Ø Yes.....................................No
>> Ø No......................................Yes
>> Ø Maybe.................................No
>> Ø We need............................... I want
>> Ø I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
>> Ø We need to talk......................You're in trouble
>> Ø Sure, go ahead........................You better not
>> Ø Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
>> Ø I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
>> Ø You're very attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?
>> DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
>> Ø I am hungry...........................I am hungry
>> Ø I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
>> Ø I am tired..............................I am tired
>> Ø Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
>> Ø I love you..............................Let's have sex now
>> Ø I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?
>> Ø May I have this dance?.................I'd like to have sex with you.
>> Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with yo u.
>> Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
>> Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
>> Ø I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.
>> Ø 40-ish..................................49.
>> Ø Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
>> Ø Athletic................................No breasts.
>> Ø Average looking.....................Moooo.
>> Ø Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
>> Ø Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
>> Ø Feminist...............................Fat.
>> Ø Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
>> Ø Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
>> Ø New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
>> Ø Open-minded.........................Desperate.
>> Ø Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
>> Ø Professional...........................Bitch.
>> Ø Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
>> Ø Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
>> Ø Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.
>> DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
>> Ø Yes.....................................No
>> Ø No......................................Yes
>> Ø Maybe.................................No
>> Ø We need............................... I want
>> Ø I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
>> Ø We need to talk......................You're in trouble
>> Ø Sure, go ahead........................You better not
>> Ø Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
>> Ø I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
>> Ø You're very attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?
>> DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
>> Ø I am hungry...........................I am hungry
>> Ø I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
>> Ø I am tired..............................I am tired
>> Ø Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
>> Ø I love you..............................Let's have sex now
>> Ø I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?
>> Ø May I have this dance?.................I'd like to have sex with you.
>> Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with yo u.
>> Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
>> Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
>> Ø I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.
