A gentleman diner asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
attractive woman sitting alone at another table. The waiter took the
Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over
there," indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man,
and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was
lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to
the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need
to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and
7 inches in your pants" After reading the note, the man decided to
compose one of his own in return.
He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to
return this to the woman. It read:
"For your information, I have a Ferrari 360 Spyder, an Aston Martin
DB9, a Mercedes SL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garages. There is
over twenty million dollars in my bank account, but, not even for a
woman as beautiful as you, would I cut two inches off. Just send the
bottle back."
attractive woman sitting alone at another table. The waiter took the
Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over
there," indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man,
and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was
lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to
the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need
to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and
7 inches in your pants" After reading the note, the man decided to
compose one of his own in return.
He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to
return this to the woman. It read:
"For your information, I have a Ferrari 360 Spyder, an Aston Martin
DB9, a Mercedes SL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garages. There is
over twenty million dollars in my bank account, but, not even for a
woman as beautiful as you, would I cut two inches off. Just send the
bottle back."
