DOH!!!!

[Texas Yellow Fever]

From my Ozark-American uncle in Arkansas:

I had an interesting experience recently involving an an "older" woman I met at a bar.

She looked pretty darn HOT for 57. She was drinking quite a bit, and while we were chatting, she came right out and asked me if I'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double"--a mother and daughter threesome. (!)

I said no, but she might be able to talk me into it. So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into my eyes, she tells me, "Tonight's your lucky night."

So we go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as we enter, and she shouts upstairs, "Mom! You still awake?"

 

[ViperTruck2933]

From my Ozark-American uncle in Arkansas:

I had an interesting experience recently involving an an "older" woman I met at a bar.

She looked pretty darn HOT for 57. She was drinking quite a bit, and while we were chatting, she came right out and asked me if I'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double"--a mother and daughter threesome. (!)

I said no, but she might be able to talk me into it. So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into my eyes, she tells me, "Tonight's your lucky night."

So we go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as we enter, and she shouts upstairs, "Mom! You still awake?"

I am sure there are a few guys on here who would see no problem with that happening.....but I am not one of them. That's just wrong man.


Funny though...

 

[Silverback]

57 for the mother is still to old for you Steve.

 

[ntw0rk]

That's some funny stuff right there!!!

 

[01VIPERGTS/ACR]

older women are beautiful lovers.....and they understand.

 

[GILMO'S10]

MAN THATS FUNNY! WHAT A UNIQUE EXP.THAT WOULD BE.MAYBE MOMMA WOULD TAKE HER TEETH OUT AND HUM YA A TUNE!!