doing the dishes again

[stick]

well I have been telling my wife that i am going to pull on her now since all my new mods. She has been practicing while i was offshore.
So i am out driving and she calls me up and says lets meet on "our special road" so , i say i will be right there.
I pull up and she is waiting on me. So we agree that the looser is doing the dishes tonight. And I agree as I am telling her that I am going to SMOKE HER ASS.
So she honks it off and I get a good launch, I launched at a idle and feathered the gas, I am ahead by a fender when i switch to second and start to spin bad, so now we are neck and neck, Then I hit third as hard as i can and about 4000 rpm I see her pulling on me ......Yes she got me by a fender...after we stop then she tells me that she put the car in competive mode and was bumping the gears up by hand "she has a automatic".

Dam she did practice,,,so as i write this she has decided to invite the whole family over for dinner. So i will be busy for a hour after dinner tonight.
I need more mods now......might just have to supercharge the beast
Does anybody know what a stock 05 c6 runs in the 1/4?

 

[Hamrhead]

So that Traction Package didn't help so much when you BaNgEd 2nd gear, Mr. Dish-Pan Hands ?:dontknow:


IMO, I say stick with that 50 shot you have in your sig as the next mod. You can lay into that once you've already hooked up! And never do the dishes again...:rock:

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

For Sure!!! Sounds like someone needs driving lessons!!!Muhahahahahaa!!!

 

[Manic]

Maybe once your hands dry...:rofl: You should look at 100 or 150...

You might get kicked out of the VTCOA club soon if you keep embarrassing them...

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

I can't believe you keep admitting she beats you...I'd just not post it up, if it were me...

 

[JRSVIPR]

Once you take her she will be looking for mods. Happy spending.


J.R.

 

[TheSickness]

Try Palmolive soap...Great for dish pan hands !!! It will also soften the calluses so you will no longer incur speeds bumps if ya know what I mean

 

[outnumbered]

I'll let you borrow my QC

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

Try Palmolive soap...Great for dish pan hands !!! It will also soften the calluses so you will no longer incur speeds bumps if ya know what I mean

Hahahaahaha Only You Would Know That Meat Hammer!!!!

 

[TheSickness]

Hahahaahaha Only You Would Know That Meat Hammer!!!!

That is Hammerhead Dip stick....I have 10 lbs of swinging fury to bring to the table though :rock:

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

Yeah but comeon, you can't swing ox tail and call it fury!!!!!!!!Or could you????AAAHahahahaahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!

 

[TheSickness]

Yeah but comeon, you can't swing ox tail and call it fury!!!!!!!!Or could you????AAAHahahahaahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!

Dude lay off of the coffee

 

[Brat]

That is Hammerhead Dip stick....I have 10 lbs of swinging fury to bring to the table though :rock:

what did you do stop at the super market and get some steak?

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

what did you do stop at the super market and get some steak?

Hahahaha!! Hell no if you cut off and inch he'd have a scab on his butt!!!MUhahahahahahaa!!!

 

[TheSickness]

what did you do stop at the super market and get some steak?

Nope ! Was blessed at birth

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

Dude lay off of the coffee

By the way MeatHammer it's Bud Light not coffee!!!!

 

[TheSickness]

By the way MeatHammer it's Bud Light not coffee!!!!

In that case...............Go fornicate yourself with a Prickly Pear Cactus :rock:

 

[Brat]

In that case...............Go fornicate yourself with a Prickly Pear Cactus :rock:

be careful he may like it.

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

In that case...............Go fornicate yourself with a Prickly Pear Cactus :rock:

????????????????OWWWW!!!!!! :thefinger:

 

[TheSickness]

be careful he may like it.

.....................LOLOOL