silversrt
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While walking through the Maine woods, a man came upon another man hugging a
tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you
doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms
around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy
slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then
stripped him naked, took his clothes and left. Two hours later another
nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked,
and
asked, "What the heck happened to you?" He told the guy the whole
terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story,
the
other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed
him gently behind the neck and said softly, "This just ain't gonna be your
day,
cupcake..."
tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you
doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms
around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy
slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then
stripped him naked, took his clothes and left. Two hours later another
nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked,
and
asked, "What the heck happened to you?" He told the guy the whole
terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story,
the
other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed
him gently behind the neck and said softly, "This just ain't gonna be your
day,
cupcake..."
