Don't take the chance...

[amoparman]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."



Stretch

 

[Silverback]

Yep, it's worth the extra $4850.00.

 

[TheSickness]

Yep, it's worth the extra $4850.00.

Karen is going to hear about that post...Hahahahhaha

 

[Silverback]

Karen is going to hear about that post...Hahahahhaha

You should know by now what effect it will have on her. None.

 

[Django]

As much of a Jesus junkie as I am, I can't believe that I didn't see that one coming........damn.....!

Lynette......!!!! I need s'more ginkgo bloody biloba............!!

SD

 

[2ndchance]

funny

 

[Prof]

I would take mine home too. She would still be the best chance I have at getting laid.

 

[Manic]

Just emailed it too my ex... I thought it was fitting...

 

[DrPierceMD]

As much of a Jesus junkie as I am, I can't believe that I didn't see that one coming........damn.....!

Lynette......!!!! I need s'more ginkgo bloody biloba............!!

SD

That stuff only works if you remember to take it.

 

[Hamrhead]

smart man.