FATJACK
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Yuch!!!
This scientest looks a lot like Prof!!!
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...Meat_From_Poop
This scientest looks a lot like Prof!!!
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...Meat_From_Poop
Edible Meat From Poop???
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Aw crap...it says page not found but you can click on it in the Most Active column.
I saw that shit earlier on the web and decided not to post it ---I love a good burger but that may have just made me decide never to eat again..:eating:
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Don't think I would want to go to a cookout at Roys house. lol
Coped the write up on the poop burgers Jack ---Yep, it's really Prof
Anyone up for some poop burgers?
Korean scientist Prof from the Okayama Laboratory certainly doesn't believe in human waste.
He thinks that's perfectly good protein you're sending out to sea, and he's found a way to extract it, mix it with steak sauce and create a fecal feast fit for a king.
And despite the downside of having to add soya to bind it all together, Prof thinks there's no reason why we shouldn't all tuck into his turd burgers.
Why would he even think of it, you might ask.
Because Tokyo Sewage asked him to. Tokyo is swimming in sewage mud, it seems, and there's only one way it can save itself and that's eat it.
Prof found the mud was loaded with protein due to the high bacteria content. Combine it with reaction enhancer and put it in a magical machine called an "exploder" and artificial steak comes out the other end.
According to Digital Trends, it's 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids and 9 percent minerals.
It's colored red so you don't know it's poo.
"Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef," Digital Trends reports.
Prof and his colleagues say it's the perfect solution for reducing waste and emissions from flatulent cows.
Which is understandable, because if someone told you that Whopper you just ate was actually made from yesterday's leftover feces, you'd probably be too traumatized to masticate meat ever again.
Of course, there's a hitch - besides the fact it's made from poo and soya. The cost of producing Prof stinky steaks at the moment is about "10 to 20 times" the price of carving it off a cow.
Leave it to the fast food chains to work out the economics. You can't argue the mass production side of the equation is already sorted..
Anyone up for some poop burgers?
Korean scientist Prof from the Okayama Laboratory certainly doesn't believe in human waste.
He thinks that's perfectly good protein you're sending out to sea, and he's found a way to extract it, mix it with steak sauce and create a fecal feast fit for a king.
And despite the downside of having to add soya to bind it all together, Prof thinks there's no reason why we shouldn't all tuck into his turd burgers.
Why would he even think of it, you might ask.
Because Tokyo Sewage asked him to. Tokyo is swimming in sewage mud, it seems, and there's only one way it can save itself and that's eat it.
Prof found the mud was loaded with protein due to the high bacteria content. Combine it with reaction enhancer and put it in a magical machine called an "exploder" and artificial steak comes out the other end.
According to Digital Trends, it's 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids and 9 percent minerals.
It's colored red so you don't know it's poo.
"Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef," Digital Trends reports.
Prof and his colleagues say it's the perfect solution for reducing waste and emissions from flatulent cows.
Which is understandable, because if someone told you that Whopper you just ate was actually made from yesterday's leftover feces, you'd probably be too traumatized to masticate meat ever again.
Of course, there's a hitch - besides the fact it's made from poo and soya. The cost of producing Prof stinky steaks at the moment is about "10 to 20 times" the price of carving it off a cow.
Leave it to the fast food chains to work out the economics. You can't argue the mass production side of the equation is already sorted..
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I thought his clan was into green :dontknow: Now, I guess we gotta start thinking brown instead
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Ever seen Soylent Green?
Just a matter of time before we ate our dead.
Read up on Beef Products Inc. if you want to be grossed outuke:
Just a matter of time before we ate our dead.
Read up on Beef Products Inc. if you want to be grossed out
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I've always preferred soilent yellow myself :aetsch:
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no, no ... the ones I'm talking about are made from the gonads of sea urchins - look like little yellow orange slices, I'm sure Roy will chime in when he wakes up
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showered with gold would be preferrable
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Wait, I'll betcha he's not sleeping at all - he could be packing for a gonad diving trip in Marathon as we speak :dontknow::dontknow:
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no, no ... the ones I'm talking about are made from the gonads of sea urchins - look like little yellow orange slices, I'm sure Roy will chime in when he wakes up
never heard of that one:dontknow: i'm sure roy will pipe in
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showered with gold would be preferrable
of course it would
Wait, I'll betcha he's not sleeping at all - he could be packing for a gonad diving trip in Marathon as we speak :dontknow:
roy is sleeping for sure
but you never know... he does love the sound of chainsaws though
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Yettie says he thinks he's really going down there to extract genetic material from a puffer fish hoping for some sort of cure for drooping penis (you know how he talks about that shit all the time - blowing dust and all out his limp dick) .... or hell he thinks he might just be going down there to fuck porposes he's not sure .................. Roy's never ending search for youth continues :aetsch::aetsch:
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Yettie says he thinks he's really going down there to extract genetic material from a puffer fish hoping for some sort of cure for drooping penis (you know how he talks about that shit all the time - blowing dust and all out his limp dick) .... or hell he thinks he might just be going down there to fuck porposes he's not sure .................. Roy's never ending search for youth continues :aetsch::aetsch:
Bwaaahahaha... Jerry comes up with some good stories
puffer fish, good one...
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Next, Roy will be turning sea slugs into cucumbers :toilet: and God only knows what he'd do with a clam He says how the hell ya doin there, Helms Especially those big giant clams, down in the bahamas :elefant::elefant::elefant:
He says how the hell ya doin there, Helms Especially those big giant clams, down in the bahamas :elefant::elefant::elefant:
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Next, Roy will be turning sea slugs into cucumbers :toilet: and God only knows what he'd do with a clam
I like cucumbers
I'm doing well. Trying to stay occupied and not get bored. Being retired at my age has it's benefits and drawbacks
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I like cucumbers
I'm doing well. Trying to stay occupied and not get bored. Being retired at my age has it's benefits and drawbacks
Jerry's felt that way since 1974
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